exhibit 2: this happened 13 years ago in wyoming

  • My family: *walks into restaurant at Grand Teton National Park*
  • Waitress: *speaking perfectly clear General American English* Hi guys, what can I get for you today?
  • Dad: *in his 100% normal accent* We'd like cheeseburgiz all around, and can we also get foah chocolate frappes please?
  • Waitress: Sure. *switches to accent* Them Sox sure ah bums, ayuh? How's the weathah down east?



when you are doing a group activity in class and your teacher puts the smart kid in your group


When you are doing a group activity in class and you’re the smart kid.


And here we have the reason that I as a teacher never made my students do group projects.

One day I’m going to be….. a pirate. Or a librarian. They both run around, like, doing strange things that nobody else can see, until suddenly [screams and flails arms wildly] AHA!!!!….. and then you know. Either a pirate or a librarian has been here, and it’s good. So good. Better. I like that. That’s what I want to be.

When a librarian overhears a rather innocent question from a parent to a child, which evolves into a complete validation of his career choice (via whenalibrarian)


(via librarianpirate)