callie cucumber
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- Bobby: *on the phone* Hey dear, what have you been up to today?
- Me: Nothing.
- Bobby: You need to mow the grass and stuff, right?
- Me: Don't want to.
- Bobby: Why not?
- Me: Don't feel like it.
- Bobby: But it needs to be done!
- Me: Don't feel like moving.
- Bobby: Well, if you don't feel like moving, then why should I bother even coming up for this weekend?
- Me: ...... I'll move, if it's for you.
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Photo reblogged from Listen, Look and Feel Your Way..
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Quote reblogged from so it goesApparently in the future the liberals have extinguished all the white people,” Coulter explained, “I mean they got a black girl running the communications, an Asian guy driving the ship and a pointy-eared alien doing pretty much everything else. “I guess we’re supposed to just accept that minorities will be the new majority. This isn’t an entertainment film - it’s nothing but a pro-Obama, multicultural piece of propaganda. “And of course its not even realistic. Since when have black people been able to speak foreign languages? And shouldn’t Sulu have crashed the ship into a quasar by now?
Ann Coulter Walks Out of Star Trek, Claims ‘Too Many Minorities’
ROFL
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I thought that this was going to be an onion news post. But no. This is real. She said these things and a bunch more. Wow.
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Holy fuckpotatoes. I was not actually aware it was possible to be this racist. God forbid a movie set long in the future portrays a tolerant, global community. (Or has Ann Coulter forgotten that “minorities” actually outnumber white people across the globe? The populations of China and India alone make up over 1/3 of all human beings on the Earth.)
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My dad ran into Samuel L Jackson yesterday. I guess he was dressed up in full Nick Fury regalia because they’re filming the new Captain America movie on the National Mall and my dad was walking across the Mall on his lunch break.
He didn’t take a picture or anything, but they shook hands and chatted for a few minutes.
I would suspect my dad is now an agent of SHIELD, but he’s always been more of a Justice League kind of guy.
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- D: We could go to the Museum of Science!
- Me: Aww, I haven't been there since I got engaged.
- D: Awww!
- Me: Three years ago... and things haven't changed at all since then. Bobby's still at BU, I'm still around here with no job lined up for next year.
- D: But back then, you still had hopes and dreams!
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Photo reblogged from Providence On Foot
With yesterday’s critical vote in Rhode Island, it is now nearly certain that in 2013, same-sex couples in states across New England will be able to share in the freedom to marry. Share this image to celebrate! http://bit.ly/14SPwrq
Fuck yeah New England! I’m proud to live here.
New England is on the right side of history for sure. I couldn’t be prouder of us all.
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Photo reblogged from Fairies in Afterlight
Tutorial - Curves on Girls by *Ai-Bee
For the anon asking about curves months ago, and for anyone else that could use any points on the subject!*
*NOT AN EXPERT THO
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Photo reblogged from why don't you share your cigarette
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- Me at 10pm: *yaaaawn* Maybe I should go to bed early tonight.
- Me at 2am: I WANT TO EAT ALL THE THINGS
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Photo reblogged from Providence On Foot
teehee.
To be fair, this is way the hell out in Roxbury and not at all what most people would consider to be “Boston”. Unlike the shot above of Manhattan. Compare Manhattan to the Back Bay if you want a fair comparison.
That said, NY’s subway system makes NO GODDAMN SENSE, so I’ll take the T over that bullshit any day. Thanks.
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Link reblogged from the two sides of my brain need to have a meeting
OKay so I didn’t do very well (why does northwestern Canada look so much like northeastern USA?!?!) but THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN THX ALLISON FOR SHARING.
just keep playing, you’ll get better.
drive up and down the roads to look for signs, it helps a ton! unless you’re in the woods in the middle of nowhere, but then you can sometimes guess based on the trees.
Or when it decides to drop you on a road that only has four frames. Like, it literally only let me go two in either direction, even though I was clearly in the middle of a highway. I had to guess based off of the big truck in front of me. (I think it ended up being somewhere in Brazil, if you get that one.)
the last game it put me in a random single location… I could spin around, but not move in any direction! luckily there was a car nearby with a Korean character on it
This is the most fun i have ever had in my entire life i am not joking oh my god this game.
my high score is 9843 and only places I can actually nail down are the ones in England. I also thought a place in France was in southeast asia. WHOOPS.
on my new high score, I got lucky in that three of them were in cities I recognized - Monterey, Ketchikan, and that damn island south of Japan with the whale on their bus stops that keeps coming up. But I think you’ll start learning to recognize the terrain. Looking for road signs should give you info about the local language and the side of the road they drive on, which is hugely helpful. Once you know the country it’s in, it’s mostly guessing the right region (desert/mountains/city/beach).
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Link reblogged from HOPE YOU LIKE BUG DICKS BECAUSE I DO
OKay so I didn’t do very well (why does northwestern Canada look so much like northeastern USA?!?!) but THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN THX ALLISON FOR SHARING.
just keep playing, you’ll get better.
drive up and down the roads to look for signs, it helps a ton! unless you’re in the woods in the middle of nowhere, but then you can sometimes guess based on the trees.
Or when it decides to drop you on a road that only has four frames. Like, it literally only let me go two in either direction, even though I was clearly in the middle of a highway. I had to guess based off of the big truck in front of me. (I think it ended up being somewhere in Brazil, if you get that one.)
the last game it put me in a random single location… I could spin around, but not move in any direction! luckily there was a car nearby with a Korean character on it
